Arnulfo Seegars: Wonder Woman, she is so liberated that she trustes her Justice League buddies so much in spite of her skimpy outfit.
Everette Rovinsky: I do, anything that makes me laugh.
Whitley Leopold: Here's the best answer to your question. Wonder woman isn't dumb at all. Superman and batman are the dumbsters... But who's the dumbest? ... Superman is dumb coz he wears his pants first before his brief. But Batman is the dumbest!!! Why? Because, the same as superman, his pants goes first and then his brief. The dumb thing is, he puts on his utility belt! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
Davina David: Mom! Mom! jokes.!Pepito- Mom! Mom!... in the school the kids said that I'm confused...Woman- Boy! your house is the other street!
Shandi Wedge: Wonder Woman... and for all you haters Batman is the best... he has no super powers and yet he can take on any villain... yea its easy for superman cuz there isnt anything he cant do... oh but a green rock hurts him wo! w!!! so i guess its a tie... Wonder woman and Superman are the dumbest
Aldo Decurtis: Jokes & Riddles on Y!A, ha ha...!
Isreal Kochheiser: When God gives you AIDS make lemonaids!
Kaley Lappas: What do Vampires use as teabags?Answer: Used Tampons
Francis Stickle: Hulk
Shaun Rapkowicz: i like blonde jokes my friend can tell them really well!
Abraham Ladick: Father's Day Prayer..."Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer. Amen."
Elfreda Grossen: Yes, I enjoy jokes.Favorites include the categories of, Blond jokes, Redneck Jokes, Yo Mama jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, and of course, perverted ones.
Marco Stolarz: Good ones
Fred Caminita: im guessin a comedy club too..
Reginald Maxi: A comedy club?
Davida Gisriel: Aries Spears parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Silver Stallone! hahahaha
Hilde Heskett: I love jokes, it is a great way to say I can laugh at life! I lik! e all kinds of jokes like riddles and story jokes, they are al! l funny.
Doreatha Kjellsen: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?Lickalottapuss.
Granville Stray: John was having a drink with his mate Bill when he realised it was getting late.John : " I'll have to go, I promised the wife I'd be home early."Bill : Oh, stay for a couple of more pints... the night is young".John ; " I'd better not, she wouldn't forgive me."Bill : "Do what I do and she won't be cross with you for long."John: "What's that?"Bill: "Well, when you get home, go into the house quietly, tip-toe upstairs so as not to wake her, enter the bed from the bottom, make your way up slowly then give her the best and wettest muff-dive ever.... she'll be in so much ecstacy that she'll forget to be angry."John thought this was a good idea and stayed for another pint..and another..and...When he finally got home, he did as Bill instructed... went in the house as quietly as he could, took off his shoes and tip-toed upstairs... got into bed from the bottom and eased his ! way up and gave the wettest and best muff-dive he could. It must have worked, judging by the groans of pleasure.When he'd finished, he felt like a pee so tip-toed to the bathroom.When he opened the door he was shocked to find his wife sitting on the loo."WHA... H-HOW THE *****.....?? he exclaimed"Shhhh!", said his wife..." You'll wake your gran!"...Show more
Chet Nozick: What do you call a AMISH with his hand up a horses ar$e?A Mechanic.
Robin Marchione: i do all kinds i seem to have lost my phone number could i have yours?
Vita Moodie: MADE to italians their highest possible rankgerman dictionaryMAGGOT=MADEie they are our soldiers and army group south sucked as herr hitler said.
Rosalyn Olivera: Well superman is the gayest, so I guess its Batman
Joni Ziak: I do, I prefer story jokes.
Hilton Paiva: Well, Batman maybe gay, he did call his first Robin, "Dick" but Superman is faster than a speeding bullet so Wonder Woman may be left wonderi! ng ..........
Pasty Cobbett: All the good ones...except sex relat! ed and ones with swear words.
Chet Nozick: All type of jokes ..which make me laugh and smile
Shena Etulain: As far as brains go? Probably Wonder Woman. As far as how dumb a concept is the character? Batman
Kandi Lough: Me,my favorite types are animal jokes.
Rachal Osaki: I love Jokes!! Uhhhhh, Perverted Ones?!
Frances Macky: if they are funny why not
Palmira Lochridge: batman because he is the only one that needs a sidekick
Paul Maymi:
Russ Kiernan: opposite to what maximum folk listed right here are posting, Batman is in actuality between the main in a position superheroes of the DCU, according to danger even surpassing Superman's 'league.' What many ignore is that mutually because it is actual he does not own superpowers, he's in actuality the only, repeat in basic terms member of the JLA to not own powers. the ingredient is that he's so in a position, the very top of the human suggestions and physique that makes him a supe! rhero. Batman with out Kryptonite certainly has a slimmer danger of defeating Supes. yet under the splendid situations, he would in basic terms have the skill too. Batman ought to in all probability purchase time, take be conscious that he's an extremely agile fighter, with the flexibility to dodge Darkseid's Omega result. additionally, in DKR he controlled to final for a marginally ok time with a suit of armor. yet actuality learn, Batman would not extremely have that lots of an benefit bodily conversing yet returned....there is often magic. Whose to assert that Bats would not have secret magical gadgets on his ingredient, hell, comedian-e book writers these days can in basic terms spin up deus ex machinas instantaneous. and because you stated 'Kryptonite,' you probably did not point out 'guy made Kryptonite' like ahem...pink Kryptonite.......superb? ;D...Show more
Barton Morfee: I Like jokes, I would have to say perverted are my favorite.
Emery Blando: i lov j! okes every kind of jokes just love it!!
Donnell Mollo: Good jokes!
Inez Relihan: haha lol thats funny
An Trebil: How did the atheist get into heaven?He paid her.
Warren Kotter: It's any place you go into and expose your genitals!hahahahahahahahhahaha
Faustino Mellerson: A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to look after the clinic and take care of all me patients'..'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: 'So,Murphy, how was your day?' Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.''Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir' Says Murphy.'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and ! a young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'''Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.'I put drops in her eyes!'...Show more
Len Bormes: i do i do i do.....the funny jokes! the dirty ones are usually hilarious
Branden Roddick: i LIKE SIMPLE JOKES THAT ARE SHORTISH,LIKE; there was this man called alfred hall going for a job interview, the interviewer sez to him What is your name? alf said...Alf 'all the interviewer said I will catch you whats your name. I got on a bus and said to the driver ,,,one return pleaseHe said, where toI said back here. I was driving a low loader, hauling a combine harvester,There came up a narrow road and a sign that sez "unsutable for heavygoods." but i went down it any! way and i got stuck blocking the exit from a nearby village, the police! came and asked me why i did not obey the sign, I said I thaught it was an anogram of ungoodable for heavy siuts, and i have only got a tee shirt on so i thaught it would be o.k.I remember one time being late for work third time in a week.the gaffer had me in the office, his face was blood red with rageing anger look at that (Pointing to a large clock above his head,) he yelled what on earth do you call that time, eh what do yer call it come on what have you got to say what do you call that time, it was 8am two hours late but i didnt say that, i said do you mind if i call it william after my granfather....Show more
Wilfred Santacruce: Batman. First of all hes gotta be gay he hangs out with a guy named Robin and an old butler. He probly just pays the women hes seen out on the town with to preserve his image. Hes rich he can afford it. And hes not really a superhero at all. Hes just a rich guy with a lot of cool toys. Superman is a good superhero. His movies may hav! e sucked but hes still the man!
Jed Mutone: funny jokes
Rosalva Steinmann: Knock knock.Who's there?JoJo who?Joking.I like jokes. Funny jokes :-)...Show more
An Trebil: Jay Leno had some on tonight about this Weiner guy.
Joellen Zorrilla: Well Jeff & Bill & Larry tell 'em best (Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Larry The Cable Guy) Them R the best kid of jokes out there
Marna Liddie:
Magda Vandergriend: Oh, that's the place that Brer Rabbit went :)
Leontine Kreitz: yea
Jeremy Donohue:
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